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everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
guess hes on a mission go stop doof again
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#genius
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Person : do you watch any soaps ?
Me : yeah
Person: *happy* what soaps do you watch ?
Me: oh the usual…Palmolive…Dove…Sanex…you know
Person: …
Me: k I’m gonna go now bye
Loooooooooool
tell them psycho fangirls wagwan Kingsley LOL

Boys will come to your yard THEY SAID.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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